Lyrics

You had a good thing and you blew it
When it came right down to it you couldn't get down to it
What you couldn’t get down to was treating our girlfriend right
Such a lovely girl, such a sweet delight

You had a good thing and you blew it
When it came right down to it you couldn't get down to it
Anyone could see that something wasn’t right
We never saw her so upset out as when you were comin’ for the night

She jabs on her perfume
Slashes on her lipstick
Snaps on her bustier
Yanks on her thong
She jams on her stilettos
Crams on her hat
She’s doing her duty
But she’s hissin’ like a cat
Just tryin’ to mobilize her lover to uh … zero
With her booty

You had a good thing and you blew it
When it came right down to it you couldn't get down to it
I’m not talking flexibility or the kama sutra
But you were only nice to her when it would suit’cha

And now you hear someone else is treating our girlfriend right
You want to know what she does when they come to spend the night?

Well …
She dabs on her perfume
Kisses her lipstick
Caresses her bustier
Thrills herself softly with her thong
She admires her stilettos
Turning that-a-way and then this-a-way
She takes great delight in mobilizing her lover
To greater … greater … greater heights
With her beauty

You had a good thing and you blew it
When it came right down to it you couldn't get down to it
And what you couldn’t get down to was treatin’ someone right
We never saw our girlfriend so lonely as when you'd spend the night